Friday, February 11, 2005


Ini Namanya Jayus

Dear IT Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Qyu Qyu 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and
Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help! Thanks,

(A Troubled User.)


Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed do not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support."

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C: \ APOLOGIZE. Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program! but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SWSS 3.3 (Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.) This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

(IT Support)

Haha.. Untuk sahabat sahabat saya; Sandy vs Ullie, Pak Lurah vs Teh Yuni dan Bang Joned vs Mbak Yuyun.. Selamat Menikmati.. eh Selamat Menempuh Hidup Baru ! Siapa yang mau nyusul? Buruan mumpung masih bulan Februari!!

Hepi Palenten semuanyahh...

Monday, February 07, 2005


Di Sini Ada Badai

Sejak Jum'at kemaren, sudah ada peringatan dari BMG mengenai prediksi badai tropis di Jogja. Sri Sultan pun sudah menghimbau rakyatnya supaya jauh-jauh dari pantai, terutama tanggal 9 sampai 11 Februari ini. Cukup membuat saya deg-degan, soalnya kecepatan angin diperkirakan 75 sampai 125 km per jam. Wow, jemuran saya gimana nanti?

Siang hari ini, langit udah mulai gelap-terang-gelap-terang, angin pun udah ancang-ancang. Pokoknya, alam udah siap-siap dan saya pun kayaknya harus siap-siap juga. Untuk sementara, sekitar tanggal 9-11 saya sama Digimon mau ngungsi dulu dari Jogja, toh kebetulan tanggal merah juga.

Tuhan, lindungi kami semua. Amin.


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